jerrylewislivingitup:

"is that anyway to treat a customer? here now try it like this. What’ll it be, hmm?"

Timestamp: 1397487854

jerrylewislivingitup:

"is that anyway to treat a customer? here now try it like this. What’ll it be, hmm?"

binkshapiro:

instagram is down i hope everyone at coachella is ok

(via smellyalata)

bombing:

turns out a creampie isn’t a pastry and the internet is a disgusting place

(via smellyalata)

vvierd:

live. <3 laugh <3 murder

(via 10gigaflops)

italiham:

butterfliesthebeautiful-kind:

accend:

doughnot:

those text posts where every single comment is pure gold

pure gold

Pure gold

Pure gold

(Source: doughnot, via 10gigaflops)

brianmalik:

if i sigh loudly enough will all of my problems go away 

(via saarcastic-barbie)

whenever I’m just about enjoying myself with another human being…

*internal head voice*

*other internal head voice*

x-bastille-x:

phantombeaver:

cocaine-and-insulin:

methlaboratories:

MONKEYS in the ARCTIC?! whats next, vampires on the weekend?!

but imagine if there were dragons

stop now before everyone at the disco starts to panic!

Bastille

(Source: dannydevitofan97, via alicenotinwonderland96)

braiker:

onehundredbottlesofwhiskey:

The Antchrist!

I FUCKIN KNEW IT

Timestamp: 1397061657

braiker:

onehundredbottlesofwhiskey:

The Antchrist!

I FUCKIN KNEW IT

negritaaa:

"diet nigga"
help me jesus

(Source: rustybonestein, via ilorneh)

Timestamp: 1397061588

negritaaa:

"diet nigga"
help me jesus

(Source: rustybonestein, via ilorneh)